S3 E13: Tea, Tantrums, & Co-Parenting Confessions

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Welcome to Jerkin' Around, a podcast that makes you feel better about yourself, because we're a mess just like you, and Crystal makes fun of me the whole time and it's great and it's real.

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Welcome to Jerking Around.

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We're back guys.

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Is that lively?

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enough for everybody.

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Yes, Again, thank you for listening.

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I'm going to remind you again.

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We had a few people share last week.

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If you like this, share it with your friends, Tell them about it If they're struggling in life, marriage, or just want to laugh.

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That's what we're here for.

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Five-star only reviews, please Well you guys.

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Tisha finally listened to Jerking Around.

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I know we were on a long drive home and she listened.

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And she wanted to put it on and I was like, don't put it on, I didn't want to listen at all.

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And then I was like, no, don't put it on.

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And then she's like no, I'm putting it on, yeah, and we were crying, laughing.

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I was laughing so hard at ourselves.

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I know I was like I'm funny.

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You know, like I knew I was funny.

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I sound so conceited, it's not?

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I swear, I tell her all the time.

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Let other people compliment yeah so can you tell me how funny I am?

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No, no, she was, I was, I was like I am.

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Did we listen to Stabler?

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yeah, yeah, my cousin um wrote back.

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She's like when they say too much, like it is a thing.

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Yeah, in the bedroom sometimes talk is cheap, yeah you're thinking well, it's funny because we were listening to the podcast and we had our daughters in the car and it's like I'm, I'm on there and I'm talking, oh, my daughter, she's never gonna listen to this and she's in the back seat.

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I was like, oh, so I played it because I am trying to listen, to edit, and I don't always have a lot of time to do that, so when I drive far I always try to put them on, and my daughter was in the car with me.

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My 13 year old who's and we talk about her all the time on here.

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14, 14, 14 15.

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Did she just turn 15?

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15.

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Yeah, in November, yeah, 13.

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That's awful.

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That's Hudson's 13.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So she was in the car and it is naughty, but sometimes how naughty we think it is in our heads or on the clips, it's really not that naughty.

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So we were listening and she was dying, laughing, loved it.

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So then it got to Stabler and I turned it off and she's like why'd you turn it off?

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I want to listen more.

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So we put another episode on, but it was good that she liked it.

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So so many things to talk about from this week.

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I want to touch on a little bit of the celebrity news that Tisha doesn't care about.

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But I really am invested Now.

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I am so invested in Paige and Craig, which, if you don't know who they are by now, you know who they are from the podcast.

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Yeah, so Paige is from Summer House, winter House, craig is from Southern Charm and sometimes Summer House and Winter House they broke up.

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We've talked about it a lot.

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I was team Craig.

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This week Austin from Southern Charm was on Watch what Happens Live and he said that Craig is really hurt by the breakup and the alleged cheating that we talked about.

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So Paige came out today and actually spoke against it, said they've been broken up since November.

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She never cheated emotionally, oh really, or physically, yeah, but I'm like, but I know you didn't cheat, but did you talk to a guy that was engaged?

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Yeah, like, I believe her that she didn't cheat, but she was like I just think it was a quick move on, well, and the girl said that that did happen, yeah, but she didn't like address that.

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She said I didn't cheat emotionally or physically on Craig, but that's not what the girl was saying.

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The girl was saying that you were emotionally cheating.

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He was emotionally cheating, right.

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So I feel like it's true, but I feel like we left some things out.

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It was totally true and she wanted Craig to speak against the cheating and he wouldn't.

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So I'm like, eh, something's weird, but is there too soon to move on?

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Because then I was thinking about it and I'm like I met Kyle a month after my year and a half relationship and it was cause she's talking and she's like it's been two months.

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I'm like that's not that long.

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But then I'm like I met Kyle a month later, right, and we were engaged five months later.

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Well, I don't think you break up the moment.

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You know it's not right.

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It kind of drags on.

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That's what she's saying.

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So by the time you break up, I think you're kind of already partly moved on.

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That's what she's saying.

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And she's saying everyone says that it was sudden out of nowhere.

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She's like only we know it wasn't.

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So I think there was some buildup Right, and I think she was before that.

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And we also said to counteract us that no girl breaks up out of nowhere, but you do build the breakup Right.

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So I do think she was building the breakup.

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Then she left.

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Then, by the time you break up.

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You're sure she was sure you're like I'm not.

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I'm done, so I do take it back.

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I think it's just all of us seeing them move on so fast.

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That was hard for me.

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What are you doing?

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I feel like Ben broke up with someone and we started getting.

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You feel like or that happened, that did happen.

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Yeah, I feel like, or this is fact.

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I feel like this happened and it did how soon.

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I don't know.

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Have you told some months?

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I no no, we're not telling some months no, we're not.

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I do feel like it was very soon.

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I don't know the exact, but it was quick.

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Yeah, yeah, so yeah, and you sparked yeah, so I don't know.

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I think it's fine, if it's not right, it's not right, and then you can meet the right person a month later.

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Yeah, I agree.

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So so, paige, I, if you ever do listen to our podcast, I apologize.

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But Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively, I can't get enough of this story.

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Yeah, I cannot get enough.

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You don't care that much, clearly, but Candace Owens is weighing in Some heavy hitters are weighing in.

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People care.

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Yeah, megan Fox is like no, no, megan Kelly.

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Yeah, megan Kelly, megan Fox doesn't care, I know.

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I think she's got her own things going on, you know.

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Oh, megan Fox, I know.

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Machine Gun, kelly, it's so wrong, yeah, but anyways, let me just fill my fix on getting to talk to anyone that cares.

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I do love Megan.

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Kelly oh, I do too.

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Yeah, her podcast.

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So her and Candace Owens are now top podcast this week and they were hitting this topic really hard.

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But Justin Baldoni, from this is from.

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It ends with us the movie.

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There's a lot of drama about it, but he made a website that features all the info about the lawsuit, which is just mind-blowing Right and literally all.

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And you went to it.

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Yes, I want to share it.

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On Jerking Around Everyone should go to it.

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What's on it?

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Every text message they've ever written to each other, every document, every story of what really happened.

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Is it incriminating, like for her?

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Yeah, she looks stupid.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So there's this big talk about her meeting with the what are those people called the affection oh intimacy coordinator.

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Intimacy coordinator.

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He was so excited.

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How do you get that job?

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I want to get that job.

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What is it coordinating to?

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This goes there, stick it in.

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You know, well, I don't get it Right.

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Intimacy coordinator.

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He'd be like missionary again.

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They're all get someone new here, you'd be great.

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They're all.

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This lady's a freak, they're like baby girl.

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Crystal.

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Holder of intimacy coordinator.

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I'm more like the Duggars.

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Intimacy coordinator.

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You don't even kiss, you don't even like to kiss.

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Yeah, no, you would be horrible.

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Right, are you like grabbing his head when you're kissing?

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Wait, his top head, his hair of head?

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No, you do that.

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Oh my God, tisha.

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I'm like what is top.

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You don't like make out.

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I'm just not a make out kind of girl, like we're not.

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You don't tongue kiss your husband.

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I have, but not every time.

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We do it Like what?

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But why, like we're not 15 in the back of a car?

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You know it was fun, 15 in the back car, why not?

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I know I don't have time.

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You don't tongue kiss him at all.

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I do sometimes, just not every time.

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So has your head like turned?

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Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I can't picture it Are you looking in each other's eyes?

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No, oh, my goodness.

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Yeah, mishies, yeah, that'd be a horrible intimacy coordinator.

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Again.

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You know Justin picked one out, hired it, told Blake about it so excited, and she said I'm okay, I don't think I need to go to that meeting.

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Right, it's crazy.

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But then she accused him of meeting without her Allegedly yes.

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Yes, allegedly Accused.

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Yeah, I am now on Jerking Around on Instagram and now I'm seeing all those horrible messages.

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So now they're like aren't you special?

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Say allegedly, this is all allegedly, crystal does this thing, where if it doesn't happen to her, she's like that doesn't happen, so do you.

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And then so I was getting, because I was on Jerk Around, I was getting all these messages that are like kill yourself, yeah, and.

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I was like I should kill myself.

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Yeah, and you do the same.

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You said how stupid it was and I was so upset.

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And then now, because it just comes on your feed I'm sorry, gambler, true Touché, yeah.

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Oh yeah, we need to tell I'm sorry, jerk around sucks.

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Oh listen, loved it.

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Laughing, yeah, relating.

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You were relating too.

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You're like this is good, I was laughing so hard.

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So we all do it, everybody does it.

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It's just crazy.

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I'm just so glad someone is standing up to Well on all the because I follow like people Us Weekly on Instagram and everyone posts like how Blake Lively is coping.

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I'm like she's started it.

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Have you seen that Taylor Swift have dropped her as a friend?

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It's so rude.

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Started it.

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Have you seen that Taylor Swift has dropped her as a friend?

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It's so rude, oh really.

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Oh my gosh.

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But all the outlets are like in support of them, which just shows you they're all, oh, really Not recently, like no, like today, like people all those, oh, all mine are not.

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But it's crazy because it's like oh, poor Blake and Ryan, I'm like, well, didn't they initiate the lawsuit?

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They did, and now they're supposedly going to drop it, but I don't think he's dropping his.

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No, no, but Taylor Swift isn't her friend right now because she doesn't want to get involved in the lawsuit.

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Really, yeah, I'm like when you were meeting at the penthouse, you know you were involved.

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Yeah, they met at the penthouse.

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They tried to threaten him.

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So anyways, Justin Baldoni, we're still on your team.

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Actually, Tisha really likes it.

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What?

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Him.

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No, I was like no, atlas is super cute.

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Speaking of this weekend and Tisha judging me we went on a cheer trip Shocking.

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We went to Palm Springs with our girls for a cheer trip and there happened to be a casino within five minutes.

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Five minutes walking from the competition.

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If you've been listening to us for a long time, you know that Tisha makes fun of my gambling all the time.

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Right, you know that I'm a gambler.

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I love it.

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I love it so much and I do not love gambling.

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I feel like it's the biggest waste of money and I'm always she gets so like focus in where it's hard to pull her away when she's winning and I'm like we got to go, let's go.

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She's called me a loser.

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She's like one more, two more.

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She's called me a loser.

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She's told me I had a gambling problem.

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She's told my kids that I have a gambling problem.

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I didn't say you are a loser.

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I said it's loser, Yep.

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And she told Kyle, I have a gambling problem.

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Let's just review some of the things you've said to me.

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And then now our kids were standing in the freezing cold and we were still spinning that wheel.

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I wasn't even gambling, I was supporting you, yeah, so first of all, if the people that have girls and all-star cheer, you drop your daughters and then there's like a two-hour gap, that's not what I'm talking about oh, the first time.

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Well, I almost missed them competing first, you're right.

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I first almost missed them competing because I was on a.

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I was on a.

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What is a heater?

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that's what Ben and Kyle call it heater, the machine was hot.

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People were around me tell me what happened.

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Okay, so we dropped the girls.

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There's a two-hour gap before we have to be back to watch them compete.

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So, crystal, I'm like, okay, we can go to the casino.

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So I get a hundred dollars out, and like I'm only is that all you got out?

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Yes, I'm like I'm only getting $100.

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So I try a couple machines.

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Blah, I'm losing it.

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I think I was down to $36.

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That's it.

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Yes, oh, it's so depressing.

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You're like it's almost over.

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Oh, it's almost over.

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So I go to this machine and it's a Wheel of Fortune, but it's Vanna.

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Yes, it the live.

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Vanna, yeah, and Vanna's looking great.

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I'm like, how old is Vanna?

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She looks better than I do, but like she was an adult when I was a kid.

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So I'm like, what's Vanna doing?

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And I want to.

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She's a virtual Vanna, all that she's having.

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She's so tiny and skinny and like no wrinkles.

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I'm like what is going on?

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So, anyway, so I'm, I'm gambling and so I'm playing the minimum and I start winning and, if you know me, I never play like higher than the minimum because it goes so fast.

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When you're playing three dollars a bet, it does.

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So I always gamble the minimum.

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Crystal always gambles high and I'm like, no, I start low, gamble high.

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Same thing.

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That happened, yeah, but I was like how do you gamble high?

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Like that is so stressful to me.

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So I'm gambling and I'm hitting the low and I start winning and I'm like this is crazy.

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So like the machine is going crazy, it's every other spin is winning.

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Even it little amounts, from like two, two to three dollars up to like twelve dollars.

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Every other spin.

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People are starting to like congregate around me.

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There was this one guy like Phoebe the lurker, like on friends.

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There was a lurker.

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Yeah, I don't think he even had any money, but he was watching me, yeah yeah, he, yeah, he was there later too and I kept looking at him and I was like, and Crystal does this thing too, where she's talking to everyone at the casino, and I'm like weird.

00:13:07.471 --> 00:13:08.456
These people are weird.

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And then I was doing it with the weird people I'm not judging them, wait, you were talking to them like this face, like you know when, again, like I was trying to be modest, but like it was like a humble brag.

00:13:23.791 --> 00:13:26.538
When, again, like it's not me, it's the machine.

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But I was like you know, and he's like, and so I'm like.

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So then I was like wait a minute.

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So I'm getting so many spins and it's only one prong.

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So then I look and if you bet higher, get four prongs, which means you win four times.

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So I was like, okay, I'm going to do it.

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So now I've escalated, I'm betting $3 a spin, which is like an obscene amount of money, and I'm just winning, winning, winning.

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I'm looking around like where's my friends?

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She's gone.

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And I'm like I've got to him.

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You know, I'm sharing with the randoms that are congregating and like the people that are there midday.

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What did you say about Vanna?

00:14:03.586 --> 00:14:04.386
And Vanna, oh yeah.

00:14:04.386 --> 00:14:07.379
So then every time I win, Vanna comes on the screen.

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She's like keep going.

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She like encourages you personally.

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So you feel like it's like I'm doing this, you and Vanna.

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Yeah, and I'm like I'm doing this.

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It's not the machine, it's my.

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I'm pushing the button.

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She's like great job, like I am doing a great job, vanna, thank you, and I am a winner, vanna.

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And then and so now it's escalating where I'm like winning so much.

00:14:30.984 --> 00:14:35.187
I've now gone from $36 up to $460.

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The highest you've ever done, the highest I've ever won.

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And I am like on cloud nine.

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Now I look at my phone and it's time for us to go.

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I'm like, oh, so I call Crystal.

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I'm like, hey, five more months.

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She's like, yeah, okay.

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I'm like, okay, bye.

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So I hang up, so I'm just waiting.

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I'm just waiting Vanna's on there, and Vanna's like, yeah, big winner.

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And I'm looking at the guy yeah, you know, yeah, van is mine, you know.

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And so I'm just like it got so crazy.

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So then now the girls are going on in 10 minutes.

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I'm like we gotta go.

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I know I'm like where is she?

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I'm waiting outside.

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At one point I was betting five dollars a spin, which is like absurd.

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So then I give like 200 of it back but I'm still up.

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So then we cash out and we have to run.

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So I didn't even have time to like cash out my ticket and get cash.

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So then we had to come back at the end of the night and our daughters are waiting outside in the cold outside the convention center.

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We go go get the car because it was parked at the casino.

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So I told weird.

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Oh.

00:15:40.099 --> 00:15:45.499
So back to when we had to run to the competition Crystal's already outside waiting for me, which I it's shocking.

00:15:45.870 --> 00:15:47.292
I'm usually the one doing that for you.

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I was out of money and she's like where are you?

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I'm like I'm waiting.

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It's crazy.

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Oh, I'm crying but I feel like I happens, but I'm admitting it.

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So we go back to get the car at 9 o'clock To cash in my ticket.

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Okay, yeah, to get the car and to cash in her ticket.

00:16:05.794 --> 00:16:06.778
It's 7 o'clock at night.

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We have a four-hour drive.

00:16:07.913 --> 00:16:09.278
I did encourage it.

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I said let's go see Vanna.

00:16:10.535 --> 00:16:12.758
Well, I was telling her what was happening.

00:16:12.758 --> 00:16:22.471
Yeah, vanna, I she, her arms are so buff.

00:16:22.471 --> 00:16:25.563
I'm like Vanna's been doing this on the side, you know, and I'm gonna be doing that, vanna and I don't know.

00:16:25.563 --> 00:16:27.753
So we go back and then I go I'm like, oh, my machine is open my same machine.

00:16:27.753 --> 00:16:29.441
I'm like what's the chance it's gonna happen again.

00:16:29.441 --> 00:16:30.426
Yeah, we put it in.

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It happens again.

00:16:31.490 --> 00:16:32.451
Yeah, tell them who was there.

00:16:32.451 --> 00:16:36.937
And the lurker was like there and like, but why didn't he jump on the machine?

00:16:36.937 --> 00:16:41.602
I don't think he had any money, I think he's just a lurker, but like I was fine with it, it was like I had a friend.

00:16:41.602 --> 00:16:42.384
So then you won more.

00:16:42.384 --> 00:16:43.325
So then I won more.

00:16:43.384 --> 00:16:46.503
Yeah, the girls are calling us and crystal was realizing what I was talking about.

00:16:46.503 --> 00:16:47.388
She's like you keep winning.

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I'm like I know this is crazy.

00:16:48.913 --> 00:16:52.990
Oh so the girls are calling us and there's no service in palm springs, which why is there?

00:16:53.010 --> 00:16:54.613
yeah, there's no service in all palm springs.

00:16:54.633 --> 00:16:56.195
so I'm like, oh yeah.

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And then they don't know what's happening.

00:16:57.476 --> 00:16:58.618
They're like are you safe?

00:16:58.618 --> 00:17:00.561
I'm like, shut up, hit it again.

00:17:00.561 --> 00:17:03.163
You know, I'm like God, these kids are annoying.

00:17:03.163 --> 00:17:04.726
You know I'm just gambling.

00:17:04.726 --> 00:17:11.298
But I see, I now see, because I used to harshly judge people that like lose their life savings.

00:17:11.298 --> 00:17:12.821
And now you get it.

00:17:12.821 --> 00:17:21.911
I get it Because I get it, it's such a high she goes.

00:17:21.931 --> 00:17:26.423
I, oh, and I kept thinking I was going to win the grand and I was going to take Crystal and I on a cruise, which that's like lesbian, because why am I not like paying something off?

00:17:26.423 --> 00:17:27.144
Or like, are they thinking of Ben?

00:17:27.144 --> 00:17:28.448
Or are they thinking of Ben Like Ben and I are going to do?

00:17:28.448 --> 00:17:29.109
I'm taking Mommy on a cruise.

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We're going to Tahiti, baby you know.

00:17:31.657 --> 00:17:43.592
And I'm hitting it again and no, it's weird, it and like what.

00:17:43.612 --> 00:17:54.830
But I was just like, yeah, mommy going to Tahiti, but with Vanna you know, I gotta watch it though, because then we left and she's like on crack, she's like I feel like yeah, I'm like you know, and I've never even done that, but that's how I felt, like I was like all amped up.

00:17:54.911 --> 00:17:56.492
You know, kevin's like what's wrong with you?

00:17:56.492 --> 00:17:58.275
You know, I'm like I'm sweating.

00:17:58.275 --> 00:18:00.096
You know, I'm like I'm pitting out.

00:18:00.096 --> 00:18:01.357
I was pitting out the whole time.

00:18:01.357 --> 00:18:02.759
It was just whack.

00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:05.423
Oh, I'm gonna be my best.

00:18:05.423 --> 00:18:07.924
No, but I am sorry you're so funny.

00:18:08.145 --> 00:18:08.705
I'm sorry.

00:18:08.705 --> 00:18:11.118
I judged you she's so funny when she tells a story.

00:18:11.118 --> 00:18:14.171
It's the best oh god, I want you to tell I'll never forget it.

00:18:14.171 --> 00:18:17.897
It was like my she still wants to go, even though.

00:18:17.917 --> 00:18:18.259
I've been.

00:18:18.259 --> 00:18:20.522
That's yeah, don't make a clip of that.

00:18:20.522 --> 00:18:22.693
That's like wrong, but like I've gambled.

00:18:22.693 --> 00:18:25.394
But it was not that, that was I get it.

00:18:25.394 --> 00:18:26.438
That's how it starts.

00:18:26.679 --> 00:18:27.039
I get it.

00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:30.065
No, but you are so funny.

00:18:30.065 --> 00:18:32.390
Oh my God, you got to tell the eyelashes story.

00:18:32.390 --> 00:18:35.240
Now that we're in story time, I love when Tisha tells stories.

00:18:35.240 --> 00:18:40.361
I used to make her tell stories every day, just so I could laugh every day, just so I could laugh and she'd start telling the story wrong.

00:18:40.361 --> 00:18:41.163
Yeah, and it bugs her.

00:18:44.349 --> 00:18:45.172
Because it bugs me, and then I'd go.

00:18:45.192 --> 00:18:46.375
no, no, you're telling it wrong, just so she'd do that.

00:18:46.375 --> 00:18:46.915
Yeah, now I want to do more.

00:18:46.915 --> 00:18:56.276
Mo, tell this story about when we were, um, when you were, it was Thanksgiving and we were both single and we wanted to go out to try to meet someone, or no, you wanted to go.

00:18:56.296 --> 00:18:57.698
I was going to meet someone, remember.

00:18:57.718 --> 00:18:58.739
Yeah, can you tell that story?

00:18:58.739 --> 00:19:00.560
I don't remember it, I'll get started.

00:19:00.560 --> 00:19:07.012
So, anyways, you were like hanging out with some new people and you were maybe hooking up with one of them, yes, and then you wanted to.

00:19:07.012 --> 00:19:08.057
He was like really cool.

00:19:09.111 --> 00:19:11.317
And I think I wanted to make my ex-boyfriend jealous or something.

00:19:11.317 --> 00:19:12.141
Yeah, because weren't they friends?

00:19:12.141 --> 00:19:16.040
No, but he knew that I was hanging out with someone else.

00:19:16.040 --> 00:19:22.455
New group of friends yes, yeah, so then you were hoping to be.

00:19:22.455 --> 00:19:25.128
Well, I was always like over my ex boyfriend, and so I was finally done with him and I was like, yeah, I'm going out tonight.

00:19:25.128 --> 00:19:28.615
You know bigger boobs.

00:19:28.654 --> 00:19:32.040
Then no, but why were you doing the mascara uh-huh?

00:19:32.040 --> 00:19:34.444
Oh, because, yeah, someone called.

00:19:34.684 --> 00:19:37.217
Oh, so the guy was gonna hang out with called me to hang out.

00:19:37.217 --> 00:19:39.092
You know, when you have like plans but you don't have plans.

00:19:39.092 --> 00:19:40.193
Oh, I feel like Maddie does that.

00:19:40.193 --> 00:19:43.691
She's like made a whole plan in her head and it happens and no one's doing the plan.

00:19:43.691 --> 00:19:45.054
But then it happens, it does happen.

00:19:45.054 --> 00:19:45.535
I have that.

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So.

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I was like I was.

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Yeah, so we were.

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I was like tonight I'm going out and I'm gonna kiss this guy, and yeah.

00:19:53.661 --> 00:19:59.215
And so I was like I'm gonna, I'm done with that ex-boyfriend and I'm gonna go go kiss this new guy.

00:19:59.215 --> 00:20:01.779
You don't get over someone until you get under someone else.

00:20:01.779 --> 00:20:04.044
Yeah, and so I was doing that, which isn't true.

00:20:04.044 --> 00:20:09.299
So I was like waiting around for me to call me and this isn't like the best story.

00:20:09.299 --> 00:20:11.451
I'm not sounding like a great choice maker in this story.

00:20:11.490 --> 00:20:12.332
We weren't good choice makers.

00:20:12.332 --> 00:20:14.055
That's what's great, yeah, so I was like 21.

00:20:14.394 --> 00:20:22.724
So I was waiting for the new guy to call me, but I had already planned that he was going to call me in my head and we're going to go and we're going to do this and I'm going to make the other guy jealous.

00:20:22.724 --> 00:20:25.255
And so I was you're going to kiss, yeah.

00:20:25.255 --> 00:20:30.612
And so it was like the night of Thanksgiving, so you know, like that night you're done with your family and you're bored.

00:20:30.612 --> 00:20:33.015
So he called me and I was like I knew he was going to call me.

00:20:33.015 --> 00:20:47.259
And so he calls and he'm like doing my mask down, I'm like, oh, nothing, you know, I'm like just laying around watching tv, and I was like getting ready, you know, and.

00:20:47.259 --> 00:20:51.199
And so it was just like I was telling you it's not even that funny.

00:20:51.240 --> 00:20:58.250
It's so funny the way you do it, because you were, you were telling me the story and you're like he's gonna call yeah, I was getting ready and then he called yeah, he's like what do you do?

00:20:58.271 --> 00:21:02.617
I'm like oh nothing, yeah, just bored, you know.

00:21:02.617 --> 00:21:05.181
I'm like oh nothing, what are you doing?

00:21:05.181 --> 00:21:07.003
You know, and like did you do?

00:21:07.064 --> 00:21:08.506
it or kiss that night.

00:21:08.506 --> 00:21:09.653
I think we did.

00:21:09.653 --> 00:21:10.756
Yeah, did it work?

00:21:10.756 --> 00:21:11.438
Did he get jealous?

00:21:11.438 --> 00:21:12.118
I don't remember.

00:21:12.118 --> 00:21:13.122
Do you think that happens?

00:21:14.452 --> 00:21:16.076
I think it's a toxic way of living.

00:21:16.076 --> 00:21:18.039
Yeah, you're right, it doesn't.

00:21:18.039 --> 00:21:19.403
It didn't get me anywhere.

00:21:19.403 --> 00:21:22.454
Good, didn't end up with either of them, for good reason, though.

00:21:22.494 --> 00:21:23.316
Yeah, yeah.

00:21:23.375 --> 00:21:25.199
Thank God, yeah, so anyways.

00:21:25.199 --> 00:21:27.242
No, that was a dumb story, but it was just funny.

00:21:27.262 --> 00:21:27.623
Oh, it was so funny.

00:21:27.623 --> 00:21:35.136
I love when you tell stories, but you know when you're trying to pretend like you're not doing something and they're like what?

00:21:35.196 --> 00:21:36.097
are you doing oh?

00:21:36.157 --> 00:21:36.317
nothing.

00:21:36.337 --> 00:21:36.898
Do you do that?

00:21:36.898 --> 00:21:38.681
Well, I wax them Still.

00:21:38.681 --> 00:21:39.942
Yeah, amy doesn't.

00:21:39.942 --> 00:21:41.864
Oh, really, I love Amy, yeah.

00:21:42.144 --> 00:21:43.746
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't hurt.

00:21:43.766 --> 00:21:44.446
No, it's great, it's weird.

00:21:44.446 --> 00:21:45.167
I think it's going to.

00:21:45.711 --> 00:21:49.038
Okay, moving on, we had another story we were going to tell that casino.

00:21:49.038 --> 00:21:50.048
One got me really off track.

00:21:50.048 --> 00:21:54.976
Oh, it was so funny.

00:21:54.976 --> 00:21:56.376
Oh, I wanted to.

00:21:56.678 --> 00:21:58.078
Well, with good reason.

00:21:58.078 --> 00:21:59.280
What's been going on lately?

00:21:59.441 --> 00:22:05.693
Every other day there's a plane you were scared to fly for the last 20 years and now all of a sudden, for good reason, because there was one plane crash.

00:22:05.713 --> 00:22:08.080
There was three, two and then the fire plane.

00:22:08.080 --> 00:22:09.715
Three plane incidents in one week.

00:22:09.970 --> 00:22:11.917
Anyways, when we fly, it's really annoying.

00:22:11.917 --> 00:22:14.798
She's looking out the window like a crazy person.

00:22:14.798 --> 00:22:17.775
Tyler, I'll send a video because we need to show the video.

00:22:17.775 --> 00:22:23.265
Yeah, Like a crazy person, Like she thinks she's going to see something and be able to save someone.

00:22:24.029 --> 00:22:25.236
I'd like to see what's going on.

00:22:25.236 --> 00:22:27.836
If the ground's getting closer, I want to see it.

00:22:27.836 --> 00:22:32.219
Yeah, you know it's really awkward, but anyways, the plane crashing's a little creepy, oh, this morning.

00:22:32.219 --> 00:22:37.335
So Ben went on a plane today and so, oh gosh, I didn't even think about that.

00:22:37.335 --> 00:22:38.316
Yeah, so this morning.

00:22:38.316 --> 00:22:39.537
That's why you asked, it's so rude.

00:22:39.557 --> 00:22:40.057
That is why.

00:22:40.156 --> 00:22:44.121
Well, because the way my brain works, I am a worst case scenario person.

00:22:44.121 --> 00:22:45.281
Yeah, real positive.

00:22:45.281 --> 00:22:50.346
I know I like to prepare myself for worst case, so I'm not shocked by the devastation.

00:22:50.346 --> 00:22:57.095
So this morning Ben is going to Austin for work for a couple days, so he's flying there, so he's getting ready.

00:22:57.095 --> 00:22:59.598
I'm like, hey, do you?

00:22:59.598 --> 00:23:02.201
Didn't you get a new life insurance policy recently?

00:23:02.201 --> 00:23:05.766
I feel like you did, cause he told me he did and I was like why do you get a new one?

00:23:05.766 --> 00:23:06.731
You told him to up it again.

00:23:06.731 --> 00:23:10.422
Yeah, because I want so much money that I'm like it's like so whack.

00:23:13.894 --> 00:23:14.815
No, I want to be.

00:23:14.835 --> 00:23:17.837
I don't want to worry about money when I'm getting over my husband.

00:23:17.837 --> 00:23:23.064
So you made it's not like 20 million, you know, I don't think they would just do that.

00:23:23.183 --> 00:23:23.443
No.

00:23:24.045 --> 00:23:26.615
Yeah, so anyways, a few million dollars is a lot.

00:23:26.615 --> 00:23:28.414
Totally, kyle has 500,000.

00:23:28.414 --> 00:23:31.180
Yeah, no I want so much that I'm not worrying about working.

00:23:31.180 --> 00:23:33.289
You know it's getting weird.

00:23:33.369 --> 00:23:37.318
If something happens to Ben you saw it here first I'm all eat up the rat poison.

00:23:37.318 --> 00:23:39.220
No, I'm just kidding, I love that I would never do that.

00:23:39.259 --> 00:23:40.181
He gets pneumonia.

00:23:40.181 --> 00:23:42.342
Yeah, exactly the diddy you know.

00:23:42.342 --> 00:23:44.942
So, yeah, he got diddied.

00:23:44.942 --> 00:23:49.246
No, so I'm like hey, I know you got that new life insurance policy.

00:23:49.246 --> 00:23:55.336
I need you to send me the number because, again, ben takes care of all the finances because that's his job, so I don't know anything.

00:23:55.336 --> 00:23:57.711
If something happened to him, I would be in the fetal position.

00:23:57.711 --> 00:23:58.894
I wouldn't know how to do anything.

00:23:58.894 --> 00:24:09.603
So I made him send me before, like, a list of all of our like accounts and insurance policies so that, like, when he's gone, I can know what to do.

00:24:10.030 --> 00:24:16.920
You're telling a story, so weird, so this morning I say, hey, send me that new life insurance policy so if you die on the plane today, like I know, I can get the money.

00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:21.951
And he's like so upset I don't know why.

00:24:21.951 --> 00:24:22.573
Yeah, I said it just like that.

00:24:22.573 --> 00:24:23.013
Yeah, it's horrible.

00:24:23.013 --> 00:24:26.324
And he looks at me and he goes geez and it's like I'm like are you gonna cry?

00:24:26.324 --> 00:24:30.180
Like it's so dumb, like I didn't mean, like I want you to die.

00:24:30.180 --> 00:24:32.166
I mean like this sounds horrible.

00:24:32.166 --> 00:24:33.069
Yeah, it's all bad.

00:24:33.069 --> 00:24:39.595
No, I mean like if something happens to you because you're going on a scary plane and I'm scared, I want to be able to have this.

00:24:39.595 --> 00:24:39.736
It.

00:24:40.397 --> 00:24:41.882
It wasn't showing him you're that scared.

00:24:41.882 --> 00:24:44.940
It was like, hey, if you kick the bucket today, I want to make sure I'm paid out.

00:24:44.940 --> 00:24:46.263
Yeah, that's how it sounds.

00:24:46.263 --> 00:24:47.086
Well, that's what I meant.

00:24:47.086 --> 00:24:48.109
Oh my gosh, this is horrible.

00:24:48.109 --> 00:24:49.796
But like, obviously, I'd be devastated.

00:24:50.136 --> 00:24:51.299
But I need to be logical.

00:24:51.299 --> 00:25:00.040
And so he's like you could be like oh, I'm going to miss you.

00:25:00.101 --> 00:25:02.743
Did you give him a tongue kiss on his way out?

00:25:03.144 --> 00:25:05.719
No, what A tongue on his way out.

00:25:05.719 --> 00:25:06.363
Yeah, yeah.

00:25:08.894 --> 00:25:10.599
You gotta step up the tongue kissing a little.

00:25:11.430 --> 00:25:12.471
I mean, do people like?

00:25:12.511 --> 00:25:13.093
tongue kissing.00:25:13.093 --> 00:25:14.576


Yeah, I don't.00:25:14.576 --> 00:25:15.597


Who wouldn't?00:25:16.118 --> 00:25:20.575


Me, I don't know, it seems like a waste of time.00:25:20.575 --> 00:25:23.834


Let's get to it, you know, I know, but you don't like tongue anything.00:25:23.834 --> 00:25:24.836


What do you mean?00:25:24.836 --> 00:25:25.518


Tongue anything?00:25:25.518 --> 00:25:29.420


Oh yeah, I'm just not like, let's get it going, you know.00:25:29.420 --> 00:25:30.059


Well, then it's over.00:25:30.059 --> 00:25:32.743


Yeah, I'm just not like, let's get it going, you know.00:25:32.743 --> 00:25:33.785


Well, then it's over.00:25:33.785 --> 00:25:35.847


I know I'm fine with that.00:25:35.847 --> 00:25:39.715


No Dragging it out, you know I sound like a horrible person.00:25:39.715 --> 00:25:40.798


We got to move on.00:25:40.798 --> 00:25:42.221


No, okay, let's move on.00:25:42.241 --> 00:25:42.903


People are going to hate me.00:25:42.903 --> 00:25:48.982


Speaking of tongues, what the heck happened with Kanye West and his wife on the red carpet?00:25:48.982 --> 00:25:49.431


It's sad.00:25:49.431 --> 00:25:51.897


There was like three of them that were naked Rihanna and her.00:25:51.897 --> 00:25:52.961


It wasn't good.00:25:53.869 --> 00:25:54.613


The whole Grammys.00:25:54.613 --> 00:26:02.376


I saw this thing that someone said Grammys like 20 years ago and they were all in like nice dresses, and then Grammys today and the guy had a castle on his face.00:26:02.376 --> 00:26:03.759


He did Will Smith's son.00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:05.343


Oh it's weird.00:26:05.829 --> 00:26:09.574


Well, what's happened to him is sad, yeah, like why are we dressing like this?00:26:09.794 --> 00:26:11.295


And then it's an award show.00:26:11.335 --> 00:26:13.477


Why don't you just dress nice, it's just weird.00:26:13.477 --> 00:26:14.417


Just weird.00:26:14.417 --> 00:26:15.298


I didn't watch it, Did you?00:26:15.298 --> 00:26:15.799


No?00:26:15.799 --> 00:26:17.040


I don't think anybody watches it, do you?00:26:17.040 --> 00:26:17.340


No?00:26:17.340 --> 00:26:20.084


I just see like I'm scrolling on Instagram.00:26:20.503 --> 00:26:21.125


It's sad, though.00:26:21.125 --> 00:26:22.086


She has a great body though.00:26:22.486 --> 00:26:23.326


It's like the best body.00:26:26.491 --> 00:26:29.915


The best body ever places, but I've seen her naked now.00:26:30.196 --> 00:26:31.878


Like it's on Instagram that she's naked.00:26:31.878 --> 00:26:34.883


They didn't even blur it out for a long time and you don't feel good as a girl.00:26:34.883 --> 00:26:36.085


No, I felt so bad for her.00:26:36.085 --> 00:26:37.571


Yeah, I know it's sad.00:26:37.571 --> 00:26:38.413


I felt really bad.00:26:38.413 --> 00:26:44.713


Our family was sending it on the group chat this morning Not my immediate family, my older family yeah, like sister and brother-in-laws.00:26:44.713 --> 00:26:45.295


It was bad.00:26:45.454 --> 00:26:48.618


It's sad though for her I know it's so Instagram.00:26:48.638 --> 00:26:49.799


I don't want her seeing a naked girl.00:26:50.201 --> 00:26:52.482


I mean, I think there's a lot of naked people on Instagram in general.00:26:52.482 --> 00:26:53.484


I've never seen that naked.00:26:53.484 --> 00:26:55.026


Yeah, have you.00:26:55.026 --> 00:26:56.634


I've seen some weird things on Instagram.00:26:56.653 --> 00:26:58.818


Nipples Like full nipples.00:26:58.818 --> 00:26:59.701


What's your feed like?00:26:59.701 --> 00:27:00.162


I know.00:27:00.162 --> 00:27:02.438


Now I'm like why am I seeing these naked women on?00:27:02.478 --> 00:27:04.672


my algorithm, I don't see anybody naked.00:27:05.053 --> 00:27:06.094


Yeah, that is a little weird.00:27:06.094 --> 00:27:08.417


Let that be passed.00:27:08.417 --> 00:27:10.661


Yeah, all right, moving on with naked people.00:27:10.661 --> 00:27:12.463


That is another thing that happened.00:27:12.463 --> 00:27:13.005


That was awful.00:27:13.005 --> 00:27:15.259


The Grammys are awful, but you said, you didn't even think that was.00:27:15.259 --> 00:27:15.903


Kanye, I don't think it's.00:27:15.923 --> 00:27:16.326


Kanye yeah.00:27:17.089 --> 00:27:20.861


Well, I saw a clip that said if I'm acting different, no, it's not me.00:27:20.861 --> 00:27:24.490


And it was when he was in his Jesus era, because he went from Jesus era to this.00:27:24.490 --> 00:27:30.513


And it's Wes posted that same night pictures of their parents together.00:27:30.513 --> 00:27:32.915


Oh sad, it was so sad.00:27:32.915 --> 00:27:37.357


Speaking of you didn't watch church this week, I take it it was about divorce.00:27:37.357 --> 00:27:40.400


It was actually so interesting, oh my gosh.00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:43.121


And he talked about Ashley, our pastor at CCV.00:27:43.121 --> 00:27:47.324


He talked about how, when his parents got divorced, his parents got divorced right after he got married.00:27:47.324 --> 00:27:49.964


So he was very old and he grew up in a really religious family.00:27:49.984 --> 00:27:55.067


Mm-hmm so he was very old and he grew up in a really religious family and he talked about it was the hardest thing still he's ever been through and how painful divorce is.00:27:55.067 --> 00:27:57.477


Yeah, because God created us to be one bond.00:27:57.477 --> 00:28:02.717


It was like so good, you would like it because it's very like Bible, like the two men become one flesh.00:28:02.717 --> 00:28:04.355


Yeah, and like why you're one.00:28:04.355 --> 00:28:12.788


And then he had this depiction of this construction paper that was like you know the glue you like, you like paint on.00:28:12.788 --> 00:28:14.432


Remember the old school Used to sniff it?00:28:14.432 --> 00:28:15.256


Yeah, did you?00:28:15.256 --> 00:28:15.836


No, I didn't.00:28:15.836 --> 00:28:16.618


I love that song.00:28:16.618 --> 00:28:23.934


No, anyways, the adhesive like you glue two pieces of like cardboard or construction paper together and he used that as the two people becoming one.00:28:24.476 --> 00:28:30.476


And then he on in his sermon he pulled it apart and he's like, even though these two are separating, it was they were mangled.00:28:30.476 --> 00:28:34.743


Yeah, because they were one and he pulled them apart and they weren't meant to be pulled apart, right?00:28:34.743 --> 00:28:36.175


So he's like this is divorce.00:28:36.175 --> 00:28:37.695


He's like it's brutal.00:28:37.695 --> 00:28:39.676


You're not the same people anymore.00:28:39.676 --> 00:28:45.997


It tears you apart, right, it's two pieces that are left worse than when they started, like if you took the two pieces that were full.00:28:45.997 --> 00:28:52.932


Yeah, he's saying that I don't.00:28:52.932 --> 00:28:54.194


Divorce isn't of me because it ruins something that I united.00:28:54.194 --> 00:28:55.740


It's not supposed to be broken, right.00:28:55.740 --> 00:28:58.310


So when it is broken, it's so painful, right.00:28:58.310 --> 00:29:02.147


To the two people that have been divorced, to the kids, it's so painful, yeah.00:29:02.147 --> 00:29:12.864


And he did talk about there's extenuating circumstances where a divorce is the only option, and he talked to actually men that are hearing this and he like looked him in the eye and he's like if you're abusing your wife, I'm not talking to you.00:29:12.864 --> 00:29:17.599


He's like you're disgusting because you're trying to manipulate her to stay, you know, using this sermon.00:29:17.619 --> 00:29:26.212


It was really good and he said like you know, adultery, those things, if the other person isn't willing to change and isn't willing to unify, he's like you can't stay right.00:29:26.212 --> 00:29:36.240


But if you're both willing to like, work together after adultery and forgive, then it still can create that bond, because you're going back to God and God will make that bond pure again.00:29:36.609 --> 00:29:44.682


Which we both know, people that have done that and are better off for staying through it, but they were both willing to really be sorry and forgive and not make it again.00:29:44.682 --> 00:29:45.954


It's not like over and over.00:29:45.954 --> 00:29:46.818


I'm sorry.00:29:47.210 --> 00:29:52.760


And like I know of people that they didn't weren't even that sorry, it's like how can you say, yeah, you know.00:29:52.760 --> 00:29:54.703


So it was just like so good.00:29:54.703 --> 00:30:06.916


And he talked about people that are going through it or thinking, or on their way out, and how you know it's better to go back to God, go back to fundamentals, and then God can change your marriage, not like you pointing faults at each other.00:30:06.916 --> 00:30:07.920


Right, it was really good.00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:17.411


Yeah, it was was really good.00:30:17.411 --> 00:30:18.134


Yeah, it was interesting to watch it.00:30:18.134 --> 00:30:19.417


We watched it last night in bed and then we watched night agent.00:30:19.417 --> 00:30:20.099


Yeah, so good, I'm watching younger.00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:20.761


Have you ever watched younger?00:30:20.761 --> 00:30:21.163


No, oh, it's so good.00:30:21.163 --> 00:30:21.544


It's darren star.00:30:21.544 --> 00:30:22.145


Yeah, who's like nine or two?00:30:22.145 --> 00:30:22.647


No, no sex in the city.00:30:22.647 --> 00:30:26.339


Yeah, aaron spelling was nine or two, yeah, yeah sex in the city and emily in paris.00:30:26.682 --> 00:30:30.596


oh yeah, I loved aaron star and something else that I really love.00:30:30.596 --> 00:30:33.125


It's so cute, cute, they're 30-minute episodes.00:30:33.125 --> 00:30:34.369


Yeah, she's trying to be 22.00:30:34.470 --> 00:30:38.397


Well, ben's gone for the next few nights, so I'm going to watch like a show that we don't watch together.00:30:38.397 --> 00:30:39.380


Yeah, it's really cute.00:30:39.540 --> 00:30:40.241


I've been watching that.00:30:40.241 --> 00:30:40.623


It's good.00:30:40.623 --> 00:30:42.691


Yeah, yeah, that's happening.00:30:42.691 --> 00:30:44.692


What else in life, what else do you want to talk about?00:30:44.692 --> 00:30:46.954


You're down below.00:30:46.954 --> 00:30:48.696


No, no, you know.00:30:48.797 --> 00:30:52.840


Yeah, no, the down below there's none.00:30:52.840 --> 00:30:53.541


Yeah.00:30:54.143 --> 00:30:56.464


You said you were going in and no For the landing strip.00:30:56.464 --> 00:30:56.785


No.00:30:56.805 --> 00:31:00.605


Because for the pilots, no, the pilots, yeah, maybe don't keep the planes in the air.00:31:00.625 --> 00:31:01.130


you know, I don't know.00:31:01.130 --> 00:31:07.317


It's scary, though the pilots Anything weird and we have to fly.00:31:07.317 --> 00:31:08.818


I'm not fine, but what's he going to do?00:31:08.818 --> 00:31:09.921


I don't think you're that concerned.00:31:09.921 --> 00:31:13.105


You're more concerned about you flying to Dallas than you are, ben, on the flight today.00:31:13.105 --> 00:31:13.526


True.00:31:14.310 --> 00:31:16.417


Because I don't want to experience the falling.00:31:16.417 --> 00:31:20.249


Yeah, I agree, I'm more scared of that feeling If we blew up in the air and I died.00:31:20.249 --> 00:31:21.856


I'm not scared of dying as much as that feeling.00:31:22.191 --> 00:31:23.496


That's the only feeling I don't want.00:31:23.496 --> 00:31:27.838


Oh, I remembered what I wanted to talk was quitting.00:31:27.838 --> 00:31:29.079


I was really quitting that time.00:31:29.079 --> 00:31:31.000


I'm not quitting again Now.00:31:31.000 --> 00:31:36.423


We're back in it, going full fledged, and so I went through the period of being very present, which I loved.00:31:36.423 --> 00:31:38.305


It was really healing for me with my dad.00:31:38.305 --> 00:31:41.847


But, um, that that period is is changed a little bit.00:31:41.847 --> 00:31:43.592


We're back to busy and I.00:31:43.592 --> 00:31:51.742


It's weird how when I wasn't that busy, I had peace, I could sleep through the night like it was crazy, and now I don't have that peace.00:31:51.762 --> 00:31:52.605


Are you back to not sleeping?00:31:52.625 --> 00:31:56.400


Yeah, I'm not sleeping, great Like I can't wait to go to bed for the mental break you know?00:31:57.431 --> 00:31:59.459


But I think of things I need to do in the middle of the night.00:32:00.070 --> 00:32:15.675


So now that I'm going back, into this busy season of, like my mind, being preoccupied, my phone ringing all the time.00:32:15.675 --> 00:32:17.488


It's weird to know how can you manage that and still have peace.00:32:17.488 --> 00:32:17.634


I don't know if you know how.00:32:17.634 --> 00:32:18.440


I don't know if listeners know how.00:32:18.440 --> 00:32:24.618


I don't know if this is a battle for anyone else, because I find that I'm way shorter with people that I do care about because of the juggling in my head and, like you, never listened to me.00:32:24.618 --> 00:32:27.352


When I'm talking to you and you're thinking of something else, right, you're not there.00:32:27.352 --> 00:32:36.834


So I think, like you said, you get annoyed at your kids sometimes when you're on the computer, right, and you're raging and yelling, but maybe it's something you wouldn't have been mad at if you wouldn't have been stressed, right?00:32:37.094 --> 00:32:38.958


well, yeah, I.00:32:39.499 --> 00:32:49.134


I don't know how to balance it, I'm struggling, so yeah, I have been doing my walks forever, since 75 hard, yeah, and I haven't been doing that as much because the day's starting so crazy, right.00:32:49.134 --> 00:33:00.849


So I do think that's the thing that you get grounded first and you get your priorities in order and like more I'm taking control of my day than my day's happening to me Feels like it's twisting, like my day's happening to me again and I'm not in control of it.00:33:00.849 --> 00:33:02.751


I'm kind of like putting out fires all day.00:33:02.751 --> 00:33:03.874


Yeah, you know.00:33:04.134 --> 00:33:12.243


Well, I feel like in our line of work it's hard to have okay, I'm gonna work these hours to these hours.00:33:12.243 --> 00:33:13.986


It's a very like 24-7.00:33:13.986 --> 00:33:16.753


Things come up job and people need you 24-7.00:33:16.753 --> 00:33:25.498


So that's where I struggle with maybe having a boundary, yeah, and then if I'm okay, I'm not gonna work right now, but I see something come up.00:33:25.498 --> 00:33:29.817


Not dealing with it would stress me out more because I'd be thinking of it the whole time.00:33:29.817 --> 00:33:31.451


So it's almost better to just deal with it.00:33:31.451 --> 00:33:37.554


But then I do feel like when the kids get, I'm still working and I'd love to be able to give them To be done by them.00:33:37.634 --> 00:33:39.038


Yes, that's actually not a bad goal.00:33:39.318 --> 00:33:39.440


Do you?00:33:39.460 --> 00:33:39.800


know what I mean.00:33:39.800 --> 00:33:41.592


Yeah, I think, because it's not an eight to five, it's hard.00:33:41.592 --> 00:33:48.819


I think being commission based is hard as well, so you have to like, you have to go when it comes because it might not come again.00:33:48.819 --> 00:33:53.685


But then I think sometimes I need to be more trusting that it will come again and it will be consistent, right?00:33:53.705 --> 00:34:15.333


Because I think I don't know, it's just hard All of a sudden you'll get five leads or calls I don't even like the word lead of people that need help and I can't like yeah, it's not even about the commission, it's about if I don't help someone right now, they're going to feel like I don't want to like not get back to someone, because then they feel like I'm not representing them and helping them.00:34:15.333 --> 00:34:16.559


It's just like a lot.00:34:16.670 --> 00:34:25.076


I'm not very motivated by money either but I it's weird because sometimes I think it's always so tempting to see um, the rise right, if I work so much, I can get here.00:34:25.076 --> 00:34:27.090


If I work hard at work, I can get this promotion.00:34:27.090 --> 00:34:28.431


If I do this, I can get that.00:34:28.431 --> 00:34:44.139


And I was talking to a friend of mine who is a jerky and she was listening to the podcast about me being more present and how I did have that and I still do sorry about the chair moving, but I still do have peace in a lot more areas than I did before.00:34:44.159 --> 00:34:59.436


I took that mental break of like not being busy and not really working or taking clients and she said it was really relatable because she has three young kids and one older daughter that's a sophomore in high school and she's like, as I'm looking at, her time ending and I have three more opportunities to be more present than I was with my first.00:34:59.436 --> 00:35:02.507


I'm kind of reevaluating that, but it's so crazy.00:35:02.507 --> 00:35:07.480


In the same time she just got a job offer that's like a triple to her income.00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:09.324


Double, an easy double.00:35:09.429 --> 00:35:14.523


And it's a lot of money, and so she's like it's weird that God's taking me in the divide of both seasons.00:35:14.523 --> 00:35:18.253


I've never wanted to stay home more and I've never gotten an opportunity for a higher paying job.00:35:18.253 --> 00:35:20.139


Right, that's so hard to.00:35:20.219 --> 00:35:20.719


So, hard.00:35:21.061 --> 00:35:26.617


But I'm like, isn't that ironic If you look from the outside, god's pulling you to stay home and the devil's coming at you.00:35:26.617 --> 00:35:28.139


The best way possible With money?00:35:28.139 --> 00:35:31.684


Yeah, with, look at it, I mean the job is like $300,000.00:35:31.684 --> 00:35:33.972


That's a huge opportunity.00:35:33.972 --> 00:35:37.670


But I always told, I told her you have to give to get, I'm all well, I'll take her job.00:35:37.710 --> 00:35:44.172


No, I'm just kidding, you are probably thinking that no, but I think for you, money is security of something you didn't have when you were younger.00:35:44.172 --> 00:35:48.117


So like you crave that and I think maybe there's that for a lot of people.00:35:48.117 --> 00:35:57.675


But I always think when you give and you get, so you might be able to be given this opportunity, like you might be getting this opportunity, but you're going to give up a lot to get there Right.00:35:57.675 --> 00:35:59.661


And I think that's sometimes something we forget.00:35:59.661 --> 00:36:12.543


When we take on more and I'm the queen of it I take on a lot of things, you know, like different hats, different opportunities, and I forget that when I take on something, I'm also giving away something else Giving away being nice to Kyle when he gets home.00:36:12.690 --> 00:36:14.818


Yeah, saying yes to that is saying no to your family, yes.00:36:14.818 --> 00:36:27.115


Well, it's weird because when the kids were younger, I stayed home and I was Joe present mom, like never stressed about money, whatever, or never stressed about work.00:36:27.115 --> 00:36:30.219


I was just present mom 24-7.00:36:30.219 --> 00:36:31.554


And I loved that.00:36:31.554 --> 00:36:39.519


And now I work, and I loved that, and now I work and I'm super busy and I feel like I I felt like I did it.00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:47.831


I stayed at home cause they were little and now they're in school and they're busy and they have their own things going on and I'm feeling like, okay, now I can work.00:36:47.831 --> 00:36:53.141


But as I'm finding out, I'm thinking these are maybe the moments I need to be.00:36:53.141 --> 00:36:59.751


I should have stayed home now, yeah, and I should have worked then, because now I feel like they need me in a different way.00:36:59.751 --> 00:37:04.021


They do and it's crazy, it's just hard, because I I always think I'm.00:37:04.021 --> 00:37:05.592


I'm like am I working too much?00:37:05.592 --> 00:37:07.882


It's just such a hard thing for me too.00:37:07.882 --> 00:37:11.052


I always told parents and I never understood when you were stressed about that.00:37:11.112 --> 00:37:14.461


You know, gosh, all these things are coming around to bite me in the butt.00:37:14.461 --> 00:37:18.460


Crystal does this thing where when it happens to her she doesn't care or whatever.00:37:18.460 --> 00:37:19.934


No, it's just normal.00:37:19.934 --> 00:37:20.577


Everybody does that.00:37:20.577 --> 00:37:30.682


We always judge until it happens to us, and then we're like oh, now I know what it feels like, but when I was a teacher, encourage them.00:37:30.682 --> 00:37:32.565


No, now is when they need you the most.00:37:32.726 --> 00:37:34.889


But it doesn't feel like they need you because, because they're gone all day.00:37:34.889 --> 00:37:38.025


And you're not doing the little things that are needed.00:37:38.025 --> 00:37:38.628


It's a need.00:37:38.628 --> 00:37:39.050


I got a play date.00:37:39.050 --> 00:37:40.797


It's like an emotional need, yeah.00:37:41.391 --> 00:37:44.721


Like when they're available to talk to me in the five minutes I get.00:37:55.434 --> 00:37:59.648


I need to be okay with not getting back to the the work people right away.00:37:59.648 --> 00:37:59.949


Yeah.00:38:00.048 --> 00:38:01.074


Maybe we're having an epiphany.00:38:01.074 --> 00:38:04.027


Maybe we try to button up everything by five o'clock yeah.00:38:04.369 --> 00:38:04.630


Literally.00:38:04.630 --> 00:38:10.094


And then let the fires or like three, 30, and then I can come back when they're practice yeah.00:38:10.235 --> 00:38:12.056


Yeah, yeah, that's true, I think in.00:38:12.056 --> 00:38:19.282


I think the car rides are my favorite and those are going to go away soon because they'll be driving, but there's only so much time they'll really talk to me.00:38:19.282 --> 00:38:32.378


Yesterday I had such a crazy day that when I got home and they all got home it was one of those nights that everyone was home, and I hate when everyone's in their rooms or on their phone that I was like I don't care, I want to be in the bath and I want to see Kyle because I haven't seen him.00:38:32.898 --> 00:38:37.284


And I always battle that Like I don't see my kids and Kyle.00:38:37.284 --> 00:38:42.282


When we're out of town with one of our kids and I get home I feel like they all need attention.00:38:42.282 --> 00:38:48.317


But then I've been trying to go to my husband first, because I feel like you got to pour at the top and then it'll trickle down Well.00:38:48.336 --> 00:38:50.940


at the end of the day, that will make them happier than you being there for them.00:38:51.001 --> 00:38:52.943


Yeah, we had the funniest thing though Kyle.00:38:52.943 --> 00:38:55.650


Kyle's the strict one, my husband, and he's the no guy.00:38:55.650 --> 00:38:56.653


He says no to everything.00:38:56.653 --> 00:38:58.818


That was what I said I wanted from him.00:38:58.818 --> 00:39:02.773


Um, in our marriage church thing, but it's still getting no.00:39:02.773 --> 00:39:07.159


But, um, maybe rewatch that one, maybe I try that I'm going to be against the window.00:39:07.298 --> 00:39:12.586


Yeah, exactly yeah, but he took the kids and he had the best weekend and so it was awesome.00:39:12.586 --> 00:39:31.293


Because sometimes when we're together and he's not being dad and I think some moms, some moms can be controlling where they don't relinquish control when the dad's there, or dads can be controlling and they don't relinquish control, we think we need to micromanage the other partner and I think, like we've been gone so much that I'm like I don't know what goes on when I'm not there for the weekend.00:39:31.293 --> 00:39:33.096


And he's just did such a good job.00:39:33.096 --> 00:39:39.322


Yeah, like he did take Maddie to In-N-Out after, pick her up, took all the girls teepeeing like things.00:39:39.322 --> 00:39:45.686


If I was home he would be yelling at me, right, but because it's just him, he's like being such a more present, happy dad.00:39:46.670 --> 00:39:48.112


Well, he's like me, I like to in things.00:39:48.112 --> 00:39:50.036


If I'm not included, I'm like that's stupid.00:39:50.036 --> 00:39:54.494


So I think sometimes you're trying to help by handling it all.00:39:54.494 --> 00:39:59.690


Yeah, and you're, you're looking from him, you're like, oh, I'll handle this, I don't want to bother him.00:39:59.690 --> 00:40:14.121


But he's actually happier when he is bothered, yeah, and involved, because then he's way more, he knows what's going on, he's in the loop and he likes to be fun too you know, yeah, he's so fun, and he isn't always, but when he's not in the loop, he just sees you running ragged and he's like what are you doing?00:40:14.201 --> 00:40:15.291


we're not going deep in right.00:40:15.311 --> 00:40:17.155


I said no, there's toilet paper all over our garage.00:40:17.155 --> 00:40:18.780


Yeah, I'm like how much did you buy?00:40:18.780 --> 00:40:20.052


Like I would have been in so much trouble?00:40:20.273 --> 00:40:24.132


oh, totally but that's why I think that's where you need to kind of get him in.00:40:24.132 --> 00:40:28.039


You know you gotta include him more maybe I know, but if I include me, just says no.00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:31.246


No, well, he didn't this weekend, I know, because it was just him.00:40:31.246 --> 00:40:32.507


I think I need to leave more.00:40:32.507 --> 00:40:33.510


Yeah, I'm just kidding.00:40:33.650 --> 00:40:34.876


Or just say I can't do this.00:40:34.876 --> 00:40:36.313


I need you to do this, even if you can.00:40:36.313 --> 00:40:36.934


Yeah, yeah.00:40:37.195 --> 00:40:40.242


Yeah, yeah, all the things, yeah, and tongue kiss.00:40:40.242 --> 00:40:42.775


Why don't you work on tongue kissing?00:40:42.775 --> 00:40:46.759


I'll work on including Jesus.00:40:46.759 --> 00:40:50.161


Stop it, alright, let's sum up here so gross.00:40:50.882 --> 00:40:55.726


It's not Not gross, but like the tongue out right now, it's just a lot for I'm picturing it.00:40:55.726 --> 00:40:56.793


I'm picturing it.00:40:57.215 --> 00:41:01.275


Alright, guys, this week be present, tongue kiss and do the other things.00:41:01.275 --> 00:41:10.512


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